Bad Fashion: Sweatsuit too small

Yes, I have a lovely family, but take the gaze up, and to the left. Up, and to the left. There it is.

This is our first installment of Bad Fashion. This is where we will try to help SGF make better fashion decisions, or at least which decisions NOT to make. Our simple disclaimer is that we know nothing of how to dress well, but we’re pretty sure we know ugly.

This one should be obvious. Look at the photo. Take in the beauty of my family and then shift your gaze over her shoulder. Sweatpants aren’t always wrong, they’re just mostly wrong (and I love sweatpants) – especially when they are too small to cover even your belly button and you’re in a room with more than 1,000 people. There’s no better way to say “I quit trying” than making the public squeamish and exposing the coin slot of your stomach. Doesn’t Wal-Mart sell mirrors?

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